Bad, Bad Dreams

almostoutofminutes:

OCTOPUS GIVEAWAY!

Ever feel the need to have your very own octopus? You now have the chance to do just that. I decided to give away my brand new stuffed octopus as thanks for my 100th follower.

You’ll get:

• 36” stuffed octopus
• My undying love and affection

How to enter:

• Like/reblog THIS post!
• One like is allowed, as many reblogs as you want!
• Winner will be chosen via a random number generator
• If I somehow find out you’re using a giveaway blog to enter, you’ll be disqualified
• Your ask box MUST be open at the time of the giveaway ending so I can contact you if you’ve won (if it isn’t, I will chose a NEW winner)
• You DON’T have to be following me, but if you want to, I’d love it~

The giveaway will end May 16, 2012 at 12:00am. Any reblogs after that time will be ignored. I will try to get the winner announced as soon as possible. It will most likely take a little while to do so, however. I will take care of shipping, because I don’t have anything better to do with my nonexistent money.

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workaholics:

Snoozed on your Valentine’s Day present? It’s not too late to give your special someone a DIY pop-up card that’s fully torqued!

Supplies

• Scissors
• Marker
• Stapler and/or Glue
• 2 sheets of red construction paper
• 1 sheet of pink construction paper

Instructions
1. Fold one sheet of red construction paper into quarters. Open it back up and cut in half along the shorter crease. Fold one of the remaining halves along the crease and discard the other.
2. With the crease facing toward you, fold the top layer downward at a 30-degree angle, leaving approx 1-inch at the top-right corner (fig. 2). Flip and repeat the fold on the other side (fig. 3).
3. Cut a 1-inch-wide strip, lengthwise, from the pink construction paper. This will represent his stomach. (fig. 4)
4. Cut triangles using both bottom corners of the remaining pink paper, each about 3 inches long. These will represent his legs. (fig. 5)
5. Fold the second sheet of red paper in half along the shorter side. This will be your card.
6. Staple or glue all 3 pink pieces to the inside of the card as shown in fig. 6.
7. Using a marker, draw Anders’ bellybutton in the middle of the top pink strip.
8. Staple or glue the red paper from step 2 as shown in fig. 7. Make sure the opposing creases of the card and the pop-up line up correctly.
9. Add personalized messages to the card (fig. 8 and fig. 9) and send it off!
10. Buck your soul mate.

toocooltobehipster:

“oh i forgot my deck at home… i guess ill just use my iphones…”

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mrhipp:

NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE…

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xbambi-garfieldx:

THE ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO GOT 0% ON A TEST

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vondell-swain:

vernalized:

highb100d:

shoulderblades:

meltdownnnn:

derperistical:

shoulderblades:

Alexa Meade - Natura Morta. Alexa Meade paints directly onto the body of real people, making them look like a painting that breaks through reality.

holy SHIT

JESUS CHRIST

hm

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THATS NOT A PAINTING

oh my god

that’s amazing

I… I… I… can’t find the right words

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whatsthepointinsleeping:

suffusionofyellow:

fuchsimeon:

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cinemastudiesuo:

Good news for all you “Shaun of the Dead” and “Hot Fuzz” fans:

It’s just been announced that the tremendous trio of Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright are going to start shooting the final installment of their “Blood & Ice Cream” Trilogy, titled “The World’s End”, next year!

The trilogy, named for the repeated motif of Cornetto ice cream and copious amounts of gore has developed a cult following over the years, so there’s definitely pressure for the finale to go out with a bang.

On another interesting note, the use of the three flavours/colours of Cornetto is a reference to Krzysztof Kieślowski’s “Three Colours” film trilogy, which are all very good and definitely worth checking out.

Currently there’s very little known about the plot of “The World’s End”. I can only assume by the title that it’ll have something to do with the apocalypse. The only solid bit of info released thus far about the film is that the featured flavor of ice cream will be mint chocolate chip (“Shaun of the Dead” had strawberry and “Hot Fuzz” contained the blue classic flavor of Cornetto).

So excite.

OH GOD YES.

FUCK YEAH! HOORAY

fuck goddamn shit yes finally!

oh

my

god

ys

yeysyesesjo;yejiosjf;asfjo;s jods mey creys.

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jhenne-bean:

thetalesofbasingse:

Finale Pencil Test vs. Finale Final Animation #3

#THINGS I COULD GAZE AT FOREVER.

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It's an epidemic

branchley:

hahahahhahaha

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